DOTS- ARGH MY EYES! Edition

Kinja'd!!! by "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
Published 01/03/2017 at 14:12

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Kinja'd!!!

Went for some fresh(ish) air outside of work on my break, came across this... thing. The photo is bad because I didn’t feel like making it obvious I was taking a picture of it. Also I was playing pokemon go.


Replies (28)

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/03/2017 at 14:19, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

You seeing that is akin to me seeing this in the US, yes that’s a Sebring with GB plates, in Texas of all places.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
01/03/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 0

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t live in a place where these turds are all over the damn place.

And yes, I do mean with wood decals and Pep Boys stick on chrome bits, too!!

That garbage is so common on these, you’d swear it was a factory option...

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
01/03/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 0

Very strange, shipping that to the UK and back couldn’t have been cheap.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
01/03/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 1

I see ones with questionable mods often, but this is the first with the “wood” panelling. Most of them are just covered in fake chrome.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/03/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 0

Yeah I was really surprised, unless they were gonna be there for a year or something, must have made sense to them, or maybe they were moving back to the states.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
01/03/2017 at 14:40, STARS: 0

Believe it or not, that paneling may actually BE from the factory. Although there are after market versions too, because who wouldn’t want that?

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
01/03/2017 at 14:44, STARS: 0

Its possible they bought it in the UK. They sold the Dodge Avenger here, maybe they sold the Sebring too. There are also lots of independent importers bringin over american stuff. Things youd expect like camaros, but also less expected stuff like the Ford Flex and Ford Fusions (the one before they made it the same as our mondeo).

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
01/03/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 1

I mean, at least it’s eye catching. Just for all the wrong reasons, like my ruined multi-coloured E36.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/03/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 0

I guess because it’s uncommon, people want them. I’d equate it to us Americans wanting something because it wasn’t sold here.

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
01/03/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 0

Friend has white/’wood’ one. She won’t hear about how awful it is ...

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
01/03/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 0

Yeah but I’ve driven both the E36 and the PT Cruiser.

The E36 is a blast to drive, and you can’t really appreciate how bad the PT is until you drive it.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
01/03/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 0

LOL All cars need to have this as an option

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/03/2017 at 14:53, STARS: 0

Speaking of ugly PT Cruisers, my Pokemon Go has been crashing on start up a lot lately since the Christmas update. I either get to a white screen with no player or pokeball... or a blank map with player, but cannot move or press any button.

Kinja'd!!!

Imma bout ready to stop playing.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
01/03/2017 at 15:00, STARS: 1

Theyre quite good value too, even after importing them.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
01/03/2017 at 15:01, STARS: 0

I guess if she likes it thats all that matters.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
01/03/2017 at 15:01, STARS: 0

To be honest I hope to never drive a PT.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
01/03/2017 at 15:01, STARS: 1

It was a factory option lol

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
01/03/2017 at 15:02, STARS: 0

I’m tempted to go get some stick on wood veneer and do this to my E36 for the WTF factor.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
01/03/2017 at 15:03, STARS: 0

I’ve had that but not too often. Maybe every 5th time I load it up. Still relatively playable.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
01/03/2017 at 15:11, STARS: 0

YESSS!!!!!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/03/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 0

I just had it happen ~10 times in a row. No clearing of the cache or re-logging or restarting phone or turning off GPS seems to help. Guess I won’t play today.

And by play I mean let the GPS bounce me around at work to hatch eggs without moving.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
01/03/2017 at 15:22, STARS: 0

Odd its still somewhat stable for me.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/03/2017 at 15:23, STARS: 0

Aaaannnnnnnd now out of the blue (changed nothing, just kept re-starting app) its working.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
01/03/2017 at 15:57, STARS: 0

Are you using an iphone? My gf complains about crashes and failed load ups quite often on her 6s.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/03/2017 at 15:58, STARS: 0

I have an Android. LG G2.

Kinja'd!!! "Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell." (oppisitelock)
01/03/2017 at 16:08, STARS: 0

Im on android too, Galaxy s7. Cant really explain why yours isnt as reliable as mine.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
01/03/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 0

I’ve always had issues. May be due to the cheaper phone (it doesn’t even have a sensor in it for the AR mode to work), or the network (always losing GPS signal, or bouncing me around).

It wouldn’t be so much of an issue if the game would stay running... I have to constantly re-launch it because if I switch to another app, 50% of the time when I switch back the game will either have shut off, or re-start on its own. Not sure if thats a phone or app issue.

Kinja'd!!! "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
01/03/2017 at 20:59, STARS: 0

If you think it looks bad try driving it. They are so bad that they are the exception to the rule about a rental car being the fastest car in the world. By the time you’re going 25 you fear for your life.