by "lecrab" (superservaas)
Published 01/03/2017 at 02:12
by "lecrab" (superservaas)
Published 01/03/2017 at 02:12
Tags: FCA
; chrysler
; portal
; millennials
; concept
STARS: 0
So no one has anything to say about the Chrysler Portal, the “next generation family transportation designed by millennials for millennials”??
I have nothing to say.
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"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
01/03/2017 at 02:19, STARS: 3
no one has said anything coz it’s horrid.
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
01/03/2017 at 02:20, STARS: 1
I mean... it’s a rendering, if they show it off at NAIA or CES then I’ll start to care.
"InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
01/03/2017 at 02:22, STARS: 7
Looks like they slapped some LEDs onto the front of an 80s concept car.
Also, “brand lingo for appealing to people with smartphones and money to burn.” Yes, Verge writer, millennials are known to have so much money to burn. Especially when they are just starting a family....
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
01/03/2017 at 02:28, STARS: 3
Apparently we’re a very wealthy bunch, wish someone had told me. lol
"facw" (facw)
01/03/2017 at 02:30, STARS: 1
Those wheels look astoundingly terrible. Ugly, heavy, and with rubber-band tires.
Also, this is some amazing bullshit:
The carmaker also bills the Portal as a “third space” where these family-minded millennials will chose to spend all their time outside their homes and offices. In other words, “an open and serene atmosphere that bridges work and home.”
I do like the quad sliding door design...
"Phatboyphil" (justphil)
01/03/2017 at 02:35, STARS: 2
That’s the car we deserve. But the one we need, is a CRX.
Cheap, fun, and fuel efficient.
"Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'" (otto-the-croatian)
01/03/2017 at 04:35, STARS: 2
I can only assume that the big hole in the front is for the starter handle...
Gotta get dem’ hipster demographics.
"VonBootWilly - Likes Toyota, but it's still complicated." (vonbootwilly)
01/03/2017 at 05:58, STARS: 0
Yeah, sounds a lot like...
Scion.
"Captain of the Enterprise" (justanotherdayinparadise)
01/03/2017 at 06:02, STARS: 1
It reminds me of the Aztec
"StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8" (stndibnz1)
01/03/2017 at 08:02, STARS: 0
At least it has a McLaren F1 roof scoop.....
"RT" (rt-p)
01/03/2017 at 09:02, STARS: 0
This does it better: http://oppositelock.kinja.com/prickly-business-feast-your-eyes-1783523460 .
"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
01/03/2017 at 09:06, STARS: 0
They basically took an Isuzu Axiom and made it into a smart. lol
"cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
01/03/2017 at 09:15, STARS: 2
Designed by boring morons for boring morons.
"lecrab" (superservaas)
01/04/2017 at 02:43, STARS: 0
Ooooh! LEDs.....Yeah that makes all the difference.