Dear Universe

Kinja'd!!! by "CB" (jrcb)
Published 01/03/2017 at 00:26

Tags: NPoCP
STARS: 2


Kinja'd!!!

Please give me enough money to buy the best WRX STi (well, tied for first) so I can get out of this bullshit town. Also, it’s late, I’m CB, ask me anything.

And I’m 100% aware that this is probably CP, but a man can dream.


Replies (54)

Kinja'd!!! "Berang" (berang)
01/03/2017 at 00:28, STARS: 0

what do you think about when you poop

Kinja'd!!! "Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
01/03/2017 at 00:31, STARS: 0

Boxers or briefs

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/03/2017 at 00:31, STARS: 0

Normally “why is this taking so long?”

Also Oppo, because I’m usually on Oppo when I’m in the washroom. Which explains why it takes so long.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/03/2017 at 00:33, STARS: 0

Boxers. I posted a Subaru for a reason.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
01/03/2017 at 00:34, STARS: 0

When will you buy a Juke? Why are so weird in person?

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
01/03/2017 at 00:34, STARS: 0

is WR blue acceptable w/o gold wheels

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/03/2017 at 00:34, STARS: 0

You’re compensating for the fact that you wear briefs?

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/03/2017 at 00:34, STARS: 0

Do you wipe sitting or standing?

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/03/2017 at 00:35, STARS: 0

Nope. But I will admit, gold wheels look better with white.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/03/2017 at 00:36, STARS: 0

Nah, boxer briefs for the win.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/03/2017 at 00:37, STARS: 1

No Juke in the near future.

I’m odd in person because I’m an odd person. It’s pretty straightforward.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/03/2017 at 00:37, STARS: 0

Favorite flavor of ice cream?

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/03/2017 at 00:37, STARS: 0

I can attest to that.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/03/2017 at 00:38, STARS: 0

Depends how I’m feeling, but usually sitting.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
01/03/2017 at 00:38, STARS: 0

A Juke is better the beat up maxima.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/03/2017 at 00:39, STARS: 0

Hm. Now that’s a tough call. Anything with chocolate is usually good. Double chocolate is a safe call.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/03/2017 at 00:42, STARS: 0

Don’t you love how Oppo defaults to butt questions?

Kinja'd!!! "Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
01/03/2017 at 00:43, STARS: 0

Ok, I am gonna go the norm route.

How long have you been on Oppo?

What made you decide to start posting?

Did you start on the FP and find your way here, or find Oppo first?

What vehicle that you’ve had/have is your favorite?

Kinja'd!!! "NJAnon" (NJAnon)
01/03/2017 at 00:43, STARS: 0

$25,000?? Are they mad? Or are they drunk, high or sleepy? :P

How many miles does it have on it?

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/03/2017 at 00:45, STARS: 1

It’s not beat up, just a little worse for wear.

Also, rule number one. Please do not insult the Maxima.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/03/2017 at 00:46, STARS: 0

It’s not surprising.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/03/2017 at 00:47, STARS: 1

Use this wisely.

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
01/03/2017 at 00:49, STARS: 0

Why are all the car events I want to go to at least three hours away?

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/03/2017 at 00:51, STARS: 1

1) Almost five years.

2) I was bored and thought the site was neat.

3) I posted one comment on the front page, and somehow ended up on Oppo a few months later. Asked for authorship when a post came up.

4) Well, I’ve only really “had” the Maxima, so I guess that.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/03/2017 at 00:54, STARS: 1

106,000 kilometres would be about 65k miles.

And yeah, that price is bad. Which is why it’s been posted for six weeks.

Kinja'd!!! "InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
01/03/2017 at 00:54, STARS: 0

Couldn’t you get out of the bullshit town in a 1k beater?

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/03/2017 at 00:54, STARS: 2

No Juke in the near future ever.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
01/03/2017 at 00:58, STARS: 0

*maxipad

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/03/2017 at 00:59, STARS: 0

Because the universe wants you to drive your car more.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/03/2017 at 01:00, STARS: 0

I could, but I also need to get about 3000 kilometres away. A $1k CAD beater would probably not make it that far.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/03/2017 at 01:01, STARS: 0

I don’t mind the Juke, but I wouldn’t buy one. If I won one, sure, I’d rock it, but I wouldn’t buy one.

Kinja'd!!! "AdverseMartyr" (ewilliamson)
01/03/2017 at 01:01, STARS: 0

Hey, get in line. I asked for one of these first. Just in black.

Kinja'd!!! "InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
01/03/2017 at 01:01, STARS: 0

Think of it this way, that’s only about 80,000 Romanian Lei. Not so bad, really.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/03/2017 at 01:01, STARS: 0

Once again, uncool.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/03/2017 at 01:02, STARS: 0

I’d like one in white, personally.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/03/2017 at 01:04, STARS: 0

That’s fair enough, they were starting to grow on me, well until recently when I was completely put off of them. There are a bunch of cars out there that I wouldn’t buy, but certainly would have no problem driving if it was given to me.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
01/03/2017 at 01:04, STARS: 0

if i had the money it’d be yours, but funnily enough i don’t have any spare atm.

otherwise , how’s the weather there?

Kinja'd!!! "AdverseMartyr" (ewilliamson)
01/03/2017 at 01:05, STARS: 0

I could probably find that over here.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/03/2017 at 01:05, STARS: 0

I feel that, as an automotive enthusiast, I should be open to drive anything that won’t actively try to kill me, just to expand my views on cars.

Kinja'd!!! "InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
01/03/2017 at 01:05, STARS: 4

how about 25K worth of 1k beaters, strategically placed. Much better than some old Subaru.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/03/2017 at 01:07, STARS: 0

Not terrible. Hovering around freezing. However, I’m flying out west in a few days and it’ll be -30 Celsius or so out there. How’s the weather where you are?

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/03/2017 at 01:09, STARS: 0

Every start is now an old-school Le Mans start.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/03/2017 at 01:09, STARS: 1

I agree. It’s kinda like the Miata, I personally don’t want one, but I would like to drive one some day. The more cars I’ve had the chance to experience, the better. Think I drove something like 18 different cars last year.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/03/2017 at 01:10, STARS: 1

Jeez, I wish I could have driven that many. I think I drove maybe four different cars last year? The Maxima, the Edge, a New Beetle, and a Jetta.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
01/03/2017 at 01:12, STARS: 0

Wait some people wipe their ass while standing?

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
01/03/2017 at 01:13, STARS: 1

I didn’t realize how many I’d driven until I made this post:

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/apparently-i-usually-take-pictures-of-cars-i-drive-her-1790687227

I also have a habit of taking pictures of things I drive, probably for a record. I like to remember what I’ve driven.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/03/2017 at 01:14, STARS: 0

Only because I can’t fit my arm into the bowl. There are some things in the way.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
01/03/2017 at 01:19, STARS: 0

No one wipes from the front.

You got Shity balls?

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
01/03/2017 at 01:22, STARS: 1

22C/72F and sunny. (being summer here helps too)

Kinja'd!!! "TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
01/03/2017 at 01:42, STARS: 1

so much crack you need 2 pipes for it all

Try these:

http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/cto/5942353745.html


http://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/5928875008.html

http://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/5917553044.html

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/03/2017 at 01:46, STARS: 0

I love the hatch, but two wings...

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
01/03/2017 at 02:00, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

Which Pao?

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
01/03/2017 at 02:02, STARS: 1

The one on the left. Minty fresh.

Kinja'd!!! "Needmoargarage" (needmoargarage)
01/03/2017 at 09:53, STARS: 0

Hey I have one of those! But I’d probably sell it for about 10 grand less than that. (Actually, even less than that if that price is in CAD)