99 problems

Kinja'd!!! by "Berang" (berang)
Published 01/03/2017 at 00:08

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STARS: 11


Kinja'd!!!

and all of them are electrical

I spend more time cleaning connections and checking grounds than driving. Sometimes the wipers only work if you also honk the horn.

But that’s what gives old cars character new cars don’t have, right?


Replies (12)

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
01/03/2017 at 00:14, STARS: 2

The problems are because you own an old Saab.

Kinja'd!!! "InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
01/03/2017 at 00:18, STARS: 1

Oh yeah? Well, you’re and old Saab!1!!1

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
01/03/2017 at 00:19, STARS: 2

to fix a Saab you need to think like a Swede.

Kinja'd!!! "Amoore100" (amoore100)
01/03/2017 at 00:20, STARS: 3

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
01/03/2017 at 00:20, STARS: 2

In case all Saabs have 2 problems. The car, and the cars owner.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
01/03/2017 at 00:24, STARS: 1

lol!

Kinja'd!!! "Berang" (berang)
01/03/2017 at 00:25, STARS: 6

Well at least I don’t own a juke.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
01/03/2017 at 00:28, STARS: 1

My Juke has a 4 stroke engine and does not smoke like Willie Nelson. It’s also reliable.

Kinja'd!!! "Berang" (berang)
01/03/2017 at 00:29, STARS: 4

My saab has a four stroke engine and also does not smoke. Unless I want it to.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
01/03/2017 at 00:32, STARS: 2

Mr fancy pants, he has an old Saab with a 4 stroke.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
01/03/2017 at 00:47, STARS: 2

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
01/03/2017 at 01:08, STARS: 1

This is a rightously modified version of the “I’ve got 99 problems and my VW causes nearly all of them” mantra. Approved.