Okay, I'm keeping the Bronco.

Kinja'd!!! by "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
Published 01/02/2017 at 20:31

Tags: BRONCO
STARS: 9


It’s already sat for a few months, what’s a few months more? Crazy neighbors have moved out (YAY.) That means I have ample driveway room to shuffle things and move it into the carport. There I can do some needed rust removal until spring, if I don’t have a little cash by then I can set apart some of my tax return to work with.

Kinja'd!!!

Why is it still here? There seem to be 2 main reasons:

1. Anyone looking for a project truck wants one with zero rust. People looking for a parts truck mainly want a rust free tailgate.

2. I’ve been way too busy the last few months to get it sold. If a potential buyer calls rather than texts, it basically guarantees I’ll never get back to them.

3. The universe wants me to have this truck, who am I to go against that?

4. This truck is too awesome and scares people away from buying it. They know they just can’t handle the amazing.

5. I can’t count.

LONG LIVE THE BRONCO


Replies (5)

Kinja'd!!! "Nothing" (nothingatalluseful)
01/02/2017 at 21:15, STARS: 0

Interesting that you’re more likely to respond to a text than a call. I’m the opposite, I normally ignore texts. I get far more “tire kicker” texts than calls.

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
01/02/2017 at 21:28, STARS: 0

It’s just easier to send a text no matter what I’m doing. I can send a quick reply at work or eating and whatnot.

Kinja'd!!! "19JRC99" (19jrc99)
01/07/2017 at 10:05, STARS: 0

Huzzah! Glad to hear it’s sticking around.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/07/2017 at 22:39, STARS: 0

The problem with phone calls is that I get a lot of people’s fraudulent sob stories.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
01/07/2017 at 22:39, STARS: 1

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY