Oppo Census 2016.2 Results

by "scoob" (scoobsti)
Published 01/18/2017 at 00:00

Tags: Oppo Census ; Census ; Survey ; Form
STARS: 40

612 people responded this time! To celebrate, here’s a 612:

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582 / 95.1% answered male.
10 / 1.6% answered other.
7 / 1.1% answered female.
4 / 0.7% answered gender fluid/non-binary.
4 / 0.7% chose not to specify.
3 / 0.5% answered agender.
2 / 0.5% answered trans female.

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158 / 25.8% answered 26-30.
151 / 24.7% answered 21-25.
93 / 15.2% answered 31-35.
60 / 9.8% answered 17-20.
54 / 8.8% answered 36-40.
36 / 5.9% answered 41-45.
18 / 2.9% answered 46-50.
16 / 2.6% answered 13-16.
9 / 1.5% answered 51-55.
9 / 1.5% chose not to specify.
3 / 0.5% answered 65+.
2 / 0.3% answered 56-60.
2 / 0.3% answered 61-65.

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541 / 97.1% answered North America (Canada, USA, Mexico)
5 / 0.9% answered Central America (Belize, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama)

5 / 0.9% answered South America (Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Ecuador, Falkland Islands, French Guiana, Guyana, Paraguay, Peru, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands, Suriname, Uruguay, Venezuela)

3 / 0.5% answered Caribbeans (Aruba, Bahamas, Barbados, Bonaire, Cayman Islands, Cuba, Curacao, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Jamaica, Leeward Islands, Puerto Rico, Trinidad and Tobago, Turks and Caicos Islands, Windward Islands)

3 / 0.5% said their country was not listed.

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15 / 31.3% responded as British Isles/Britain and Ireland (Guernsey, Ireland, Isle of Man, Jersey, UK)

9 / 18.8% answered Benelux (Belgium, Netherlands, Luxembourg)

6 / 12.5% answered Germany

3 / 6.3% answered France

3 / 6.3% answered Scandinavia (Denmark, Norway, Sweden)

2 / 4.2% answered Balkan Peninsula (Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Greece, Kosovo, Macedonia, Montenegro, Romania, Serbia)

2 / 4.2% answered Central Europe (Austria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Hungary, Liechtenstein, Poland, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, Switzerland, Vatican City)

2 / 4.2% answered Nordic (Finland, Iceland)

1 / 2.1% answered Baltics (Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania)

1 / 2.1% answered Iberian Peninsula (Andorra, Gibraltar, Portugal, Spain)

1 / 2.1% answered Poland

3 / 6.3% said their country was not listed.

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1 / 16.7% answered Eastern Africa (Burundi, Comoros, Djibouti, Egypt, Eritrea, Ethiopia, Kenya, Madagascar, Malawi, Mauritius, Mayotte, Mozambique, Reunion, Rwanda, Seychelles, Somalia, South Sudan, Sudan, Tanzania, Uganda, Zambia, Zimbabwe)

1 / 16.7% answered Northern Africa (Algeria, Egypt, Libya, Morocco, Sudan, Tunisia, Western Sahara)

1 / 16.7% answered Western Africa (Benin, Burkina Faso, Côte d’Ivoire, Gambia, Ghana, Guinea-Bissau, Guinea, Liberia, Mali, Mauritania, Nigeria, Niger, Senegal, Sierra Leone, Togo)

3 / 50% said their country was not listed.

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3 / 30% answered Eastern Asia (China, Hong Kong, Macau, Japan, North Korea, South Korea, Mongolia, Taiwan)

2 / 20% answered Western Asia (Bahrain, Cyprus, Iraq, Israel, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Oman, Palestine, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Syria, UAE, Yemen)

1 / 10% answered Southeastern Asia (Brunei, Cambodia, East Timor, Indonesia, Laos, Malaysia, Myanmar, Philippines, Singapore, Thailand, Vietnam)

1 / 10% answered Southern Asia (Bangladesh, Bhutan, India, Nepal, Maldives, Pakistan, Sri Lanka)

3 / 30% said their country was not listed.

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11 / 77.3% answered Australia/New Zealand

1 / 6.7% answered Polynesia (American Samoa, Cook Islands, Easter Island, French Polynesia, Niue, Norfolk Island, Pitcairn Islands, Rotuma, Samoa, Tokelau, Tonga, Tuvalu, Wallis and Futuna)

3 / 20% said their country was not listed.

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94 / 18.9% answered Great Lakes (WI, MI, IL, IN, OH)

88 / 17.7% answered Southeast (KY, WV, VA, AR, TN, NC, SC, LA, MS, AL, GA, FL)

76 / 15.3% answered Far West (WA, OR, CA, NV)

63 / 12.7% answered Mideast (NY, PA, NJ, MD, DE)

48 / 9.7% answered Southwest (AZ, NM, OK, TX)

45 / 9.1% answered Plains (ND, SD, MN, NE, IA, KS, MO)

40 / 8% answered New England (ME, NH, VT, MA, CT, RI)

29 / 5.8% answered Rocky Mountains (MT, ID, WY, UT, CO)

10 / 2% answered Washington D.C.

3 / 0.6% answered Hawaii

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23 / 46.9% answered Ontario
9 / 18.4% answered British Columbia
7 / 14.3% answered Alberta
4 / 8.2% answered Quebec
2 / 4.1% answered Manitoba
2 / 4.1% answered Newfoundland and Labrador
2 / 4.1% answered Nova Scotia

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*Top Gear with Chris Evans, Top Gear with Sacked Chris Evans, and The Grand Tour were not on air/online by the time the census was opened, and adding it afterwards would “corrupt” these results a bit

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There were over 200 responses for these text input fields, many of which are similar. Basically:

Dad/Mom/relatives/family members, family member’s car, toys/racing games, TV/movies, engineering, born into it, racecars, watching F1/Indy 500/etc, “Driving is fun.”, racing/rallying, “Pope” (what does the Pope drive?), “The liberal media.”, “I’m too cheap to pay for a mechanic.”

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150 / 24.5% answered Randomly
108 / 17.6% answered Few times a week
102 / 16.7% answered Every few weeks/monthly
102 / 16.7% answered Never
83 / 13.6% answered Rarely
67 / 10.9% answered Every day, or nearly every day

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333 / 54.4% answered 1-3 years

129 / 21.1% answered 4-6 years

43 / 7% answered 7-11 months

34 / 5.6% answered 3-6 months

31 / 51.% answered I’m an Oppo O.G.

24 / 3.9% answered 7+ years

18 / 2.9% answered Less than 3 months

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498 / 81.4% answered No
114 / 18.6% answered Yes

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160 / 26.1% answered Blackbird

114 / 18.6% answered Steve Lehto

77 / 12.6% answered Cheap LS engine swap

61 / 10% answered Why Your Car Sucks

60 / 9.8% answered Washing Machine Enthusiast

48 / 7.8% answered Mazda Miata

43 / 7% answered Toyota Land Cruiser

25 / 4.1% answered Turbo Tattoo

24 / 3.9% answered Two Wheels Good

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Cars, bikes, project cars/build threads, DIY/how-to’s, technical/in-depth writeups, content/not-shitposts (oops), QOTD, racing, “People reviewing their own not regular cars (Tatras, Peugeots, DS)”, shitposts, reviews, hour rule, Zoidberg, dogs, “People buying horrible cars”, “More openness to off topic posts. When I joined Oppo was the off topic forum which I why I enjoyed it.”, cats, swaps, NSFW, Puffalumps, Oppo meetups, Overlanding, and wagons.

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Politics, nothing, shitposts, drama, cars (???), Blackbird, Miatas, Scoob, stance, theme days, transphobia, SJWs, Hondabro, sexism, music, single word/picture posts, hour rule, Prius, whining, Polandball, certain members, inside jokes, cliques, crossposts, and “Less contriveral stuff I don’t like seeing my favorite community mad :(”

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600 / 98% answered Good
10 / 1.6% answered Meh
2 / 0.3% answered Bad

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315 / 51.5% answered Good
231 / 37.7% answered Meh
66 / 10.8% answered Bad

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406 / 66.3% answered No
107 / 17.5% answered Sometimes
38 / 6.2% answered Yes (for everything)
7 / 1.1% answered Yes (for work/commuting)
54 / 8.8% gave a different answer

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211 / 34.5% answered Sometimes
192 / 31.4% answered No
132 / 21.6% answered Yes (for exercising)
36 / 5.9% answered Yes (for everything)
18 / 2.9% answered Yes (for work/commuting)
23 / 3.8% gave a different answer.

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254 / 41.5% answered No
148 / 24.2% answered Sometimes
126/20.5% answered It’s no good in my area/other reason
54 / 8.8% answered Yes
30 / 4.9% gave a different answer

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588 / 96.1% answered Yes
11 / 1.8% answered No
8 / 1.3% answered Permit/learning/etc
4 / 0.7% gave a different answer

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336 / 55.1% answered Hate them all, nuke them from orbit!
258 / 42.3% answered Sometimes they can look nice.
16 / 2.6% answered Best way to mod cars!

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361 / 59.4% answered Sometimes they can look nice.
233 / 38.3% answered Hate them all, nuke them from orbit!
14 / 2.3% answered Best way to mod cars!

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366 / 60.1% answered Hate them all, nuke them from orbit!
232 / 38.1% answered Sometimes they can look nice.
11 / 1.8% answered Best way to mod cars!

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468 / 76.5% answered 0
81 / 13.2% answered 1
21 / 3.4% answered 2
8 / 1.3% answered 3
6 / 1% answered 6+
28 / 4.6% do not have a vehicle

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538 / 87.9% answered Every day, or nearly every day
26 / 4.2% answered Few times a week
22 / 3.6% answered Randomly/whenever I need to
5 / 0.8% answered Few times a month
2 / 0.3% answered Weekends only
10 / 1.6% gave a different answer
9 / 1.5% do not have a vehicle

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264 / 43.1% answered 10,000 - 19,000 mi / 16,000 - 31,000 km

130 / 21.2% answered 5,000 - 9,000 mi / 8,000 - 15,000 km

93 / 15.2% answered 20,000 - 29,000 mi / 32,000 - 47,000 km

46 / 7.5% answered Less than 5,000 mi / Less than 8,000 km

36 / 5.9% answered 30,000 - 39,000 mi / 48,000 - 63,000 km

18 / 2.9% answered 40,000 - 49,000 mi / 64,000 - 79,000 km

11 / 1.8% answered 50,000+ mi / 80,000+ km

14 / 2.3% do not have a vehicle

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187 / 30.6% answered 1
180 / 29.4% answered 2
110 / 18% answered 3
51 / 8.3% answered 4
23 / 3.8% answered 5
11 / 1.8% answered 10+
9 / 1.5% answered 7
5 / 0.8% answered 6
4 / 0.7% answered 8
31 / 5.1% answered 0

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66 / 10.8% answered 1
62 / 10.1% answered 3
57 / 9.3% answered 2
56 / 9.2% answered 4
47 / 7.7% answered 20+
46 / 7.5% answered 5
45 / 7.4% answered 6
35 / 5.7% answered 10
31 / 5.1% answered 7
28 / 4.6% answered 11
27 / 4.4% answered 8
18 / 2.9% answered 9
16 / 2.6% answered 15
15 / 2.5% answered 12
12 / 2% answered 13
8 / 1.3% answered 17
8 / 1.3% answered 14
6 / 1% answered 16
2 / 0.3% answered 19
2 / 0.3% answered 18
25 / 4.1% answered 0

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Nothing/no, *Insert entire Blackbird post here*, “What the hell is an AWD motorcycle?”, numerous variations of “I’m pregnant”, “We should have regional OPPO meets, specifically New England OPPO meets in the summer.”, your mom jokes, “You’re a poo”, Miata, VTEC, Harambe, *Insert random song lyrics here*, How can I get ungreyed, “OMG THIS WAS LONG”, “LAND ROVER > LAND CRUISER”, “Fuck your couch”, “Abarth 500”, “2016 Focus ST”, “Saab > Others”, “MGB-GT, a MR2 Sypder, a WRX and a WRX STi”, “Selecting “no vehicle at all” so many times has made me bitter” (tell me about it!), “My mom drives a Volvo C30 Polestar and a brown Volvo wagon (V60 CC).”, “No question regarding participation in track events? I am disappoint.”, “2015 Honda Fit 6 speed, 1988 Toyota MR2 Supercharged, 1986 Toyota Cressida Wagon manual swap, (past) 1990 Toyota Cressida”, “280zx is the best”, “07 SV650, 06 350Z and a 94 Wrangler”, “Hello scoob this is totally not aperson.”, “BRING BACK COMMUNISM TO OPPO”

Replies (100)

"VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely" (vajazzlemcdildertits)
01/13/2017 at 13:04, STARS: 3

How the hell did I miss the census? Next time, I’m in.

Also, you’re a poo.

"m2m, apex detective" (m2m)
01/13/2017 at 13:10, STARS: 1

Also missed this over university stuff.

Also ... 2 Veyrons amongst us, but no W12 owners? Come on.

If anyone has serious excess money around, I’m still able to accept undeserved gifts.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/13/2017 at 13:14, STARS: 53

You fucks.

"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
01/13/2017 at 13:18, STARS: 0

ok who has a 9L car

i want it

"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
01/13/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 11

Someone has a Hindustan?

Also, two Paganis?

These are the folks we need more posts from.

"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
01/13/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 1

You caught me.

"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
01/13/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 15

Is there anything you’d like to see more of on Oppo? ...hour rule

Is there anything you’d like to less of on Oppo? ...hour rule

Yup... I think Oppo’s doin’ alright.

"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
01/13/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 1

Yay data! Yay Scag!

Also, damn. We love Fords, I guess.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/13/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 2

WE’RE SO DIVIDED

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/13/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 5

Zoidberg has an over-inflated sense of his cars.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/13/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 0

Probably one of them Euro truckers.

"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
01/13/2017 at 13:30, STARS: 6

Also a few Bugattis. I want to know why out of all the people with this sort of disposable income, not ONE has bought a Delorean.

"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
01/13/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 8

#4cylindermasterrace

"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
01/13/2017 at 13:35, STARS: 22

Would the owners of the Donkervoort and the KTM x-bow please report to the front desk.

"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
01/13/2017 at 13:37, STARS: 1

Veyron is a W16.

"R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
01/13/2017 at 13:37, STARS: 2

WHY ISN’T THIS COLORBLIND FRIENDLY!!!!!

Triggered

But seriously, I can’t read over half of the pie charts.

"facw" (facw)
01/13/2017 at 13:43, STARS: 3

Pie charts are a bad way to display data anyway. And to be frank these are not easy to read even with good color vision.

"FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem" (fuelstratifiedinjection)
01/13/2017 at 13:44, STARS: 0

6 Oppos living in Germany? I only know of two others and me plus 2 Americans stationed here. Who’s the sixth mysterious Oppo??

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
01/13/2017 at 13:44, STARS: 7

I didn’t take this survey, results are invalid

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
01/13/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 10

“LAND ROVER > LAND CRUISER”

"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
01/13/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 0

Very valid question.

"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
01/13/2017 at 13:47, STARS: 0

Hey Scoob! Quick question! For the number of smarts, are my two counted? Or did I do the re-take while I still only had one?

"Jonee" (Jonee)
01/13/2017 at 13:55, STARS: 0

Fascinating. I can’t remember if I took this survey, but Fuldamobil isn’t up there, so maybe I didn’t. Who owns the Borgward?

"Out, but with a W - has found the answer" (belg)
01/13/2017 at 13:55, STARS: 0

What the hell is an AWD motorcycle?

"TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy" (thebimmerguy)
01/13/2017 at 14:01, STARS: 7

Less music and poland ball? Grumble grumble grumble

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
01/13/2017 at 14:02, STARS: 20

Users will be banned until the Mod ratings improve

"Jcarr" (jcarr)
01/13/2017 at 14:03, STARS: 4

Hour rule is the Trump of Oppo.

"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
01/13/2017 at 14:05, STARS: 11

WE V8'S HAVE MORE CYLINDERS THAN YOU 4BANGER BROS COMBINED

V8MASTERRACE

"McMike" (mcmike)
01/13/2017 at 14:05, STARS: 4

“Certain members” could also be you but they were shy.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/13/2017 at 14:06, STARS: 5

*crying intensifies*

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/13/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 3

Hold the phone, who answered W16?!

"McMike" (mcmike)
01/13/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 3

No inside jokes?

Sorry, but that’s sometimes what makes a community. If whomever mentioned that doesn’t get a inside joke sometimes, just ask.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/13/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 3

We need to do a new census.

"Aaron M - MasoFiST" (amarks563)
01/13/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 1

If you could see the colors you still couldn’t read them, over half of them have multiple entries that are the same color.

"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
01/13/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 3

Subaru has 3.4% marketshare in the the US yet 13.2% Opposhare.

SUBARU ARMY REPRESENT!

"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
01/13/2017 at 14:11, STARS: 6

Look, JCarr, just because Hour Rule posts obsessively at 3 in the morning every damned night doesn’t mean Hour Rule is an insecure, bloviating, whiny Cheeto man-baby that’s just itching to nuke us all to Kingdom come. Come on, now. Why you gotta play Hour Rule like that?

"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
01/13/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 1

Those who purport to hate Hour Rule are just lying to themselves. Hour Rule is love; Hour Rule is lyfe.

"Jcarr" (jcarr)
01/13/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 7

Hour rule post the best posts. Amazing posts! The amount of stars they get is yuge!

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Bigly.

"S65" (granthp)
01/13/2017 at 14:19, STARS: 3

Moar dogs

"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
01/13/2017 at 14:19, STARS: 8

Also, this: Is there anything you’d like to see less of on Oppo? “SJWs .... certain members...”

Too, I’d like to amend my response to the “Is there anything you’d like to see more of on Oppo?” to include the following: More HondaBro..............’s cat. More cats in general, actually. Kittehs of Oppo, assemble!

"area man" (hurrburgring)
01/13/2017 at 14:21, STARS: 6

Who are these sub-13 year olds? Christ I feel old.

"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
01/13/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 4

Hour Rule posts get so many stars, kinja is running out of stars! All the biggest celebrities are playing on Hour Rule posts. All other posts are fake. Sad!

"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
01/13/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 4

i want all the polandball.

"scoob" (scoobsti)
01/13/2017 at 14:28, STARS: 0

You “beta tested” this version so I’m not sure when you had one or two.

"BKosher84" (bkosher84)
01/13/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 0

Stats don’t like bro

"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
01/13/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 4

If you didn’t vote you can’t complain.

"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
01/13/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 0

We need to make you a liked member again! :p :)

"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
01/13/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 0

I just have to figure out when I did the beta test, then I could extrapolate...nah too lazy lol

"Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
01/13/2017 at 14:34, STARS: 1

I tried to star your comment, but every time I clicked the star, the star count went down by one. I’m sorry.

"scoob" (scoobsti)
01/13/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 1

It was in August! http://oppositelock.kinja.com/i-loved-it-and-i-think-it-s-pretty-much-spot-on-fo-1785002729

"Jack Does Cars" (jackdoescars)
01/13/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 0

Question: were you the person who said they were not aperson?

"V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches" (jbv12)
01/13/2017 at 14:38, STARS: 1

LIES. There are only 3 that I know of. Myself, Landyacht, and J grabow

"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
01/13/2017 at 14:42, STARS: 0

Dammit! That means there’s 1 more smart owner in Oppo (smart svart sold theirs in between now and then) who’s quiet!

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
01/13/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 10

*sniff sniff*

I smell voter fraud

"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
01/13/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 0

maybe

"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
01/13/2017 at 14:52, STARS: 0

The answers that I bet are significant out liers to the general population that stood out to me are the percentage of people with

1. I6 engines

2. Manual transmissions (not surprising though)

3. Manual windows

4. 2 seaters owned

Keep up the good work Scoob, the results are always fun to look through

"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
01/13/2017 at 14:57, STARS: 0

Gotta love kinja.

"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
01/13/2017 at 15:01, STARS: 5

Did it specify physical or mental age?

"Leadbull" (leadbull911)
01/13/2017 at 15:06, STARS: 1

I want you on the 2020 Census committee immediately.

"DutchieDC2R" (dutchiedc2r)
01/13/2017 at 15:06, STARS: 0

Croatia is still a Balkan country GODDAMNIT!

Also, great work!

"not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
01/13/2017 at 15:11, STARS: 1

Right, who the hell has a Borgward?

"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
01/13/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 0

WHO THE HELL HAS THE BORGWARD?!??!??

"uofime-2" (uofime-2)
01/13/2017 at 15:20, STARS: 6

... who ever smelt it dealt it

but seriously, we need more powerful survey tools, so that if you click certain options a big box pops us that says SR20 and offers a upload button for photos

"Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
01/13/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 0

I don’t remember answering a lot of these questions

"BeaterGT" (beatergt)
01/13/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 0

How did I miss this -_-

"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
01/13/2017 at 15:35, STARS: 0

Based on this, we’d have an amazing NPS rating.

"haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
01/13/2017 at 15:40, STARS: 0

I thought that was a reference to man sausage pics.

"for Michigan" (formichigan)
01/13/2017 at 15:45, STARS: 0

Probably the Bugatti owners.

"for Michigan" (formichigan)
01/13/2017 at 15:47, STARS: 1

"for Michigan" (formichigan)
01/13/2017 at 15:49, STARS: 2

A significant portion of responses seem to have come from grayed lurkers, so that probably has something to do with it.

"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
01/13/2017 at 15:50, STARS: 1

YASSS!! Hello lil guys! (or gals).

"for Michigan" (formichigan)
01/13/2017 at 15:52, STARS: 1

Guy on left (Tiger), gal on right (Tiramisu, or Su).

Literally just realizing right now that both of the cats have T-names. lol

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
01/13/2017 at 16:08, STARS: 0

I think I called you a poo or Hondabro. I don’t remember.

"CB" (jrcb)
01/13/2017 at 16:09, STARS: 2

To compromise, it should become the two-hour rule.

"AndyG_UK" (ajg1974)
01/13/2017 at 16:45, STARS: 0

Was the “Abarth 500" comment me, it sounds like something I would moan about (here in the old world they are just Abarth 500's, no dirty Fiat word in their name, even on registration documents!).

Made good reading though, now what you going to do with this valuable data? 

"Little Black Coupe Turned Silver" (littleblackcoupe)
01/13/2017 at 17:06, STARS: 1

In his new window!

"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
01/13/2017 at 17:23, STARS: 6

is your mom naturally aspirated?

"scoob" (scoobsti)
01/13/2017 at 17:33, STARS: 5

Scoob Nibby 2020

"RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
01/13/2017 at 17:37, STARS: 2

HA! SUCKS TO BE YOU RIGHT SIDE GAS CAP CAR OWNERS - LEFT SIDE GAS CAPS FO LYFE!

"Racin'Jason001" (racinjason001)
01/13/2017 at 21:40, STARS: 0

I’m 16.

"Racin'Jason001" (racinjason001)
01/13/2017 at 21:45, STARS: 0

I find it ironic that Scoob made this survey, and yet we voted that we want to see less of him on OPPO. COULD THE TROLLS PLEASE STEP FORWARD!!

"area man" (hurrburgring)
01/13/2017 at 22:11, STARS: 0

Im only 11 years older than you and yet I cannot comprehend what life is like for someone your age these days.

"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
01/13/2017 at 22:11, STARS: 0

and a ktm!

"Racin'Jason001" (racinjason001)
01/13/2017 at 22:24, STARS: 0

I worse than others my age. I have no phone, no social media besides OPPO, and yet I still deal with the hate of others. It is one of the worst and best experiences in ways I cannot fully explain.

"Blind Willie Tyresmoke Namington IV" (sal-man)
01/14/2017 at 06:23, STARS: 0

Hey, I don’t know whether it’s the right time or the correct place but... Can i ask permission to post on Oppo?

"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
01/14/2017 at 07:14, STARS: 0

i’d like to know what the other 28 brands of car people own.

"bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
01/14/2017 at 07:41, STARS: 0

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Prius

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
01/14/2017 at 09:02, STARS: 3

this is good oppo!

thanks for the time it took

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
01/14/2017 at 10:20, STARS: 1

Moar cat

"AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
01/14/2017 at 10:37, STARS: 2

Welcome!

Respond to one of these threads:

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/tag/clubopenings

And read through this:

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/a-slightly-revised-oppositelock-handbook-for-commenting-1750418920

"Blind Willie Tyresmoke Namington IV" (sal-man)
01/14/2017 at 10:40, STARS: 1

Thank you, sir

"Viggen" (viggen37)
01/14/2017 at 10:44, STARS: 0

And two Rufs.

"Viggen" (viggen37)
01/14/2017 at 10:46, STARS: 2

KURWA POST MORE POLANDBALL

"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
01/14/2017 at 10:53, STARS: 0

Yay!!! 

"Herr Quattro - Has a 4-motion" (herrquattro)
01/14/2017 at 12:03, STARS: 0

Hey hey hey, I told you to follow me on IG and Id follow you back :(

Also I wanted to ask, why was wagon not listed in types of cars.

I’m living the jalopnik dream, 1.8T, AWD, wagon.

Just not stick :( and not diesel

"Herr Quattro - Has a 4-motion" (herrquattro)
01/14/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 1

Someone also must have a Bugatti because someone optioned the W16...

"scoob" (scoobsti)
01/14/2017 at 13:47, STARS: 0

Me too, unfortunately I’d have to look through each and every single submission individually to see the answers, instead of all of them on one page.

"In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you" (hoontheangelsing)
01/14/2017 at 15:56, STARS: 1

Hehe.

I inserted the entire Blackbird post

"SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
01/14/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 1

Nah, they’re all into the RHD JDM lyfe.

"scoob" (scoobsti)
01/14/2017 at 16:57, STARS: 1