HAPPY NEW YEAR, HONG KONG!!!

Kinja'd!!! by "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
Published 12/31/2016 at 11:12

Tags: NYE 2017
STARS: 2


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I’ve heard that HK is a fun place to party. We all need to get rich and go party there. Then maybe go over to Tokyo and, like, drift or something (YES I KNOW THEY ARE IN TWO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES).


Replies (17)

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
12/31/2016 at 11:14, STARS: 1

They’re not very car friendly, I can tell you that. If you think your area’s traffic jams are bad, multiply that by 4-5 times, at least.

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
12/31/2016 at 11:22, STARS: 0

Shit, 2016 knows it’s running out of time. It’s going to get desperate and start axing off whatever it can find, even Z-Listers.

Kevin Federline, Tyga, Rita Ora, and others like them, I’d be watching your back right now...

Kinja'd!!! "V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches" (jbv12)
12/31/2016 at 11:54, STARS: 1

It’d be a shame if tyga just drop dead, huh.

Kinja'd!!! "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
12/31/2016 at 12:06, STARS: 0

Happy New Year from Manila to you, Bateman. Also... Good luck surviving Hong Kong.

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
12/31/2016 at 12:07, STARS: 0

Who?

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
12/31/2016 at 12:08, STARS: 0

If I’m partying in Hong Kong, I’d be okay with having a driver.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
12/31/2016 at 12:09, STARS: 0

Cough cough Kim Jong Un cough cough.

Edit: it’s already 2017 in the PRNK. Shit.

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
12/31/2016 at 12:16, STARS: 1

Nah... in Hong Kong I rather not having a car and just take the (excellent) public transit.

Just have friends who have nice cars that let you drive it once in a while. Those who do, however, have nice cars in general because real estate is so unreachable, people rather dump money on a nicer car.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
12/31/2016 at 12:17, STARS: 0

Happy New Year to you too! I have some contacts that do business regularly in HK. They have offered to take me with them if I ever start an international investments company. Maybe in a few years...

¯\_()_/¯

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
12/31/2016 at 12:19, STARS: 0

Yup, that’s what I’ve heard too. If/when I visit the city, it would be for a week. There won’t be a rental car involved.

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
12/31/2016 at 12:20, STARS: 0

Yeah, just get an Octopus card and load it up, it’ll get you everywhere and even pay your McDonald’s.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
12/31/2016 at 12:22, STARS: 0

Ooh! I’d love to go to HK McDonald’s!! What do they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese there? :)

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
12/31/2016 at 12:27, STARS: 0

You would party with commies

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
12/31/2016 at 12:28, STARS: 1

English it’s still called “Quarter Pounder”. But in Chinese it’s called “”(juk saam leung), which literally translates to “Full Three Taels”. Tael is a commonly used unit for weight in Hong Kong’s wet markets, where a tael is roughly 1 1/3 oz.

Also get the McWings there (yes, fried chicken wings).

Kinja'd!!! "V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches" (jbv12)
12/31/2016 at 12:30, STARS: 0

Right

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
12/31/2016 at 13:41, STARS: 0

Hong Kong is psuedo commie.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
12/31/2016 at 22:33, STARS: 1

Commie lite is too commie