So I Just Translated Kia's Korean Website With Google Chrome

Kinja'd!!! by "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
Published 12/31/2016 at 00:11

Tags: POWERFUL POWER!
STARS: 40


(Edit: What the heck, reposting for the evening/drinking crowd because this seemed to be a hit.) Uh, I think something has been lost in translation...

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Replies (23)

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
12/30/2016 at 08:41, STARS: 15

*Looks at screen* ... *Looks down* ...Seems accurate!

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
12/30/2016 at 08:46, STARS: 6

Nope. Nothing lost in translation. I have a boner after looking at it.

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
12/30/2016 at 08:54, STARS: 4

10/10 would shop truck.

Kinja'd!!! "KnowsAboutCars" (knowsaboutcars)
12/30/2016 at 09:07, STARS: 1

For a second I thought this was the real english language page. Then I read your title.

Kinja'd!!! "Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
12/30/2016 at 09:11, STARS: 1

Service procedure:

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Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
12/30/2016 at 09:15, STARS: 2

I know, right? It’s a lot more than a Kei truck, though. Comes with a 2.5L diesel good for around 140/190 or a 2.4L gas motor with 160/166. That’s basically the same league as a 4-cylinder Taco/Frontier/Colorado. You could actually drive this thing around town in the US just fine, though I wouldn’t want to try any long highway trips. Also, 6-speed manual!

Kinja'd!!! "190octane" (admiralcb)
12/30/2016 at 09:16, STARS: 1

If Kia was Japanese I would say that google is working flawlessly but Koreans aren’t as fun.

Kinja'd!!! "The AE86 of Mt. Akina (Hachi)" (theae86)
12/30/2016 at 09:39, STARS: 0

No, no, nothing is lost. Everything’s here.

Kinja'd!!! "marshknute" (marshknute)
12/30/2016 at 10:15, STARS: 0

You are my new favorite person! Thank you!

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
12/30/2016 at 10:28, STARS: 4

It’s not enough to just have power. I want powerful power.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
12/30/2016 at 10:32, STARS: 2

On that last pic... “Powerful power”. I LOVE powerful power!!

Kinja'd!!! "gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
12/30/2016 at 11:01, STARS: 2

You see these trucks everywhere in South Korea - these are the workhorses that seem to keep everything going. You don’t see American pickups at all, the closest I’ve seen have been those weird Ssangyong ones.

One thing I hadn’t thought about is that these small pickups, even with 4WD, must be incredibly tail happy when they’re not carrying a significant payload.

Kinja'd!!! "Leon711" (leon711)
12/30/2016 at 11:03, STARS: 2

All seems right to me, sex sells after all.

Kinja'd!!! "AfromanGTO" (afromangto)
12/30/2016 at 11:22, STARS: 2

Google translate is correct. Remember South Korea tries to out Japan Japan.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
12/30/2016 at 11:28, STARS: 0

Every car could use powerful power.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
12/30/2016 at 11:55, STARS: 0

Powerful power is the best power! (If you squint, you’ll see I actually tagged the post Powerful Power)

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
12/30/2016 at 11:57, STARS: 1

You’re welcome. I nearly spit out my coffee when the screen refreshed and showed this.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
12/30/2016 at 11:58, STARS: 3

I want my quietness to be convenient.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
12/30/2016 at 11:59, STARS: 0

Oh yeah. Even my old S10 was tail happy and it wasn’t as cab-forward as these.

Kinja'd!!! "4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
12/30/2016 at 12:22, STARS: 2

To be fair to them, there’s nothing more satisfying than a quiet and convenient dump.

Kinja'd!!! "Pyrochazm" (pyrochazm)
12/30/2016 at 15:09, STARS: 0

I could skip the sexual power though. At least while I’m taking a small dump.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
12/31/2016 at 00:17, STARS: 0

same

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/31/2016 at 03:05, STARS: 1

Lol they tried to apply the Kia design family face in the grill area. And thats it.

It looks odd, like a weird lip disease...