by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 10/29/2016 at 01:53
by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 10/29/2016 at 01:53
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STARS: 11
1) In N Out
2) Burger King
3) Carls Jr
4) Dairy Queen
5) Jack in the Box
6) Being shot
7) Five Guys
"Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes" (sovereign-automotive)
10/29/2016 at 01:58, STARS: 0
This list is bullshit. BULLSHIT. where the fuck is burger ville. and Carl’s should be further up.
#overreacting
"not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
10/29/2016 at 01:58, STARS: 2
Can you fucking not.
1. Five Guys
2. Carl’s Jr
3. Burger King
4. Getting run over by a Honda
5. DQ
Fuck DQ.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
10/29/2016 at 01:59, STARS: 1
Burger King #2 and Five Guys #7? You’ve lost your goddamn mind!
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/29/2016 at 02:00, STARS: 1
Fuckin come at me bro.
"atfsgeoff" (atfsgeoff)
10/29/2016 at 02:00, STARS: 0
There is no In-N-Out, Carls Jr, or Jack in the Box anywhere near me (hour north of Philadelphia). This list gives me sadness.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/29/2016 at 02:01, STARS: 1
TOP TEN OPPONAUTS
1) THEHONDABRO
2) PARTY-VI
3) BEING HIT BY THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE
999999) FOR CANADA
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/29/2016 at 02:02, STARS: 0
I’ve found it.
My rankings stand.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/29/2016 at 02:02, STARS: 0
I was like that. Then Caliburger happened. There’s one opening in the mall near me. As a California native, this excites me.
"Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes" (sovereign-automotive)
10/29/2016 at 02:02, STARS: 0
Oh, I’m coming mon. best watch thy back.
"not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
10/29/2016 at 02:03, STARS: 1
INCORRECT
1. ME
2. FOR SWEDEN BECAUSE HIS NAME IS KINDA LIKE MINE
3. BEING HIT BY A CANDA
758347057104871084710842104871048710487104715662145021471461 to the power of 10847214081012856962792659273159235265219791562937659721597215997216. HONDA FUCK
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/29/2016 at 02:04, STARS: 2
*HITS FOR CANADA WITH A CANDA*
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
10/29/2016 at 02:04, STARS: 0
God bless you child
"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
10/29/2016 at 02:04, STARS: 2
Do you have some strange disorder where your taste buds are all gone?
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/29/2016 at 02:05, STARS: 0
I have the best tastebuds.
"Birddog" (maintmgt)
10/29/2016 at 02:07, STARS: 0
WHAAAT?!
I’d take Five Guys burgers over any. Except for the cost maybe.
"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
10/29/2016 at 02:07, STARS: 2
Taking my daughter to In-n-Out after her soccer game tomorrow. She asked in the car earlier today after practice if we could. I’m more excited about that than the game.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
10/29/2016 at 02:07, STARS: 0
I hate five guy’s fries, but they’re better than DQ. You’re also missing a metric shit-ton of Los Angeles burger shack chains.
"jimz" (jimz)
10/29/2016 at 02:09, STARS: 3
In-n-out was like the biggest letdown ever.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/29/2016 at 02:10, STARS: 2
Sometimes I just don’t understand you.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
10/29/2016 at 02:13, STARS: 0
Burger King is garbage. Pronounced “gar- bahshz .”
"PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve)
10/29/2016 at 02:13, STARS: 3
Back when I still ate red meat, I thought Burger King was the worst of the worst. Seriously, Wendy’s you shits.
But to rank from memory:
1: In-N-Out
2: Smashburger
3: Burger-Fi
4: Jake’s Wayback
5: Shake Shack
6: Wendy’s
7: Getting set on fire
8: Five Guys
Five Guys is just grease on grease on grease and is gross. I have no idea why people think it’s so good.
BONUS: RANKINGS OF FRIES:
1: In-N-Out well done
2: Five Guys Cajun-style
3: In-N-Out regular
4: Five Guys regular
5: All life in the universe meeting a horrifying, agonizing end
6: Shake Shack
Seriously, Shake Shack fries are a war crime. They are so horrible I feel like the goal was to create the worst fries in the world. And they were successful.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/29/2016 at 02:15, STARS: 1
Five Guys is the worst. Burger King grills their burgers and they’re actually pretty big.
"jimz" (jimz)
10/29/2016 at 02:15, STARS: 2
seriously. I heard all this hype about how awesome and incredible In-n-out was, and then when I went to Vegas I found one. I had a (decent) fast food burger and horrible fries.
In-n-Out is the Scion FR-S of burgers. All hype.
"PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve)
10/29/2016 at 02:16, STARS: 1
They grill them, they are big, but they taste like the floor of a public restroom.
"Noodles" (hilgyjeep)
10/29/2016 at 02:16, STARS: 0
I’ve never had an In & Out burger. I don’t even know how to spell it.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/29/2016 at 02:17, STARS: 2
It’s good. I’m a California native, so I may be a bit biased.
"Noodles" (hilgyjeep)
10/29/2016 at 02:19, STARS: 0
East Coast here. I’ve never been west of Kansas.
"Tristan" (casselts)
10/29/2016 at 02:39, STARS: 1
I need to get some In-N-Out one day.
"Tristan" (casselts)
10/29/2016 at 02:40, STARS: 2
5 Guys... One giant scoop of slime from the bottom of the trash barrel on a white bun with extra soggy. That’ll be $18.95, please. We’ll have it ready in 45 minutes. At least their fries are good.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
10/29/2016 at 02:45, STARS: 2
They are the best (for a truly cheap fast food burger) if ordered properly. They’re good otherwise.
There’s a reason everyone local knows about “animal style”.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/29/2016 at 02:48, STARS: 3
Double-Double animal style, grilled onions. FUCK YES.
"Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes" (sovereign-automotive)
10/29/2016 at 02:51, STARS: 1
Fries physically cannot be horrible. I move to charge Pancho with war crimes.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
10/29/2016 at 02:54, STARS: 0
I am not the biggest fan of FG, but I have to defend their burgers. The toppings make them. It’s the most “backyard” fast food burger I can think of.
Glad to see someone else that knows and loves the wonder of In-N-Out fries well done... They’re so good. Literally their only competition are those weird battered fries you get at those high end southwest burger chains (with the most famous probably being Burger Lounge...and if you’re going to add Smashburger, which I don’t even count as proper fast food, Burger Lounge obliterates them).
"TheRevanchist" (therevanchist)
10/29/2016 at 02:55, STARS: 0
In and Out has about 1 oz of meat per burger, if that. Pretty sure even less than a regular McD’s burger.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
10/29/2016 at 02:57, STARS: 1
You clearly either don’t know what you’re getting or don’t know how to order them.
Then again, I do hear it a lot from people that didn’t grow up eating them. I think their freshness breaks something in the minds of most people. They just can’t comprehend a burger that isn’t pure mass produced garbage.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
10/29/2016 at 03:02, STARS: 0
My standard is a #1, animal style, easy spread, fries well, animal style, no spread. If I’m not that hungry, I bump to a #2.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/29/2016 at 03:03, STARS: 0
That’s what I love about In N Out. Less reliance on the meat for the flavor. It’s all in the composition of the hamburger specimen.
"promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
10/29/2016 at 03:06, STARS: 0
It’s like a California Classic at Carl’s Jr./Hardees but significantly better.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
10/29/2016 at 03:12, STARS: 0
I’m not sure I believe that. They’re not that thick, sure, but that’s just because everyone else went big. They’re still the same size they were 68 years ago.
According to the specs, each patty is 2oz fresh and cooked medium-well.
"Gamecat235" (Gamecat235)
10/29/2016 at 03:18, STARS: 4
This list is like ranking the least bad ways to die. In the end you still die.
"FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem" (fuelstratifiedinjection)
10/29/2016 at 03:20, STARS: 1
Fuck you for having all those fast food chains. Being in Europe sucks ass
"CRider" (crider)
10/29/2016 at 03:20, STARS: 1
Time to get a 4x4 from In N Out
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/29/2016 at 03:20, STARS: 1
But would you rather die having experienced the bebunned orgasm that is In N Out?
"PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve)
10/29/2016 at 03:21, STARS: 0
They are no joke frozen Ore-Ida crinkle cut grocery-store fries out of a bag. I am not exaggerating. That is literally what they are.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
10/29/2016 at 03:21, STARS: 3
Another thing is that In-N-Out was a response to and grew up with Los Angeles car culture. The two are very deeply intertwined.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/29/2016 at 03:22, STARS: 0
I can’t find a Carl’s Jr in my area to save my life. It sucks so hard.
"Gamecat235" (Gamecat235)
10/29/2016 at 03:24, STARS: 1
I live 3 blocks from an In-N-Out. You know what they need? Fries that don’t have to eaten with three minutes of being removed from the frier.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/29/2016 at 03:24, STARS: 1
Yeah. In N Out had the first drive-thru. They also have a lot of C1 Corvette-themed artwork. It is literally maximum California.
"Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes" (sovereign-automotive)
10/29/2016 at 03:24, STARS: 0
Eh- frozen fries cooked in an oven suck. if this is true I move to charge whoever we were originally talking about with war crimes.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/29/2016 at 03:25, STARS: 1
Serves you right for trying to eat them from the box while you’re driving home.
"Gamecat235" (Gamecat235)
10/29/2016 at 03:27, STARS: 1
I can get home in less than three minutes, so we’re actually good. But for those who don’t? I feel sympathy for them. They’ll only properly experience their fries if they eat them in the car or *gasp* eat in.
"FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem" (fuelstratifiedinjection)
10/29/2016 at 03:29, STARS: 0
Oh man, Carl’s Jr/Hardee’s has great fucking burgers.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/29/2016 at 03:30, STARS: 1
Yes. I mean, they’ll kill you faster than any other fast food burger, but yolo.
"Leon711" (leon711)
10/29/2016 at 03:33, STARS: 1
Speak for yourself, we got more than enough over here.
"FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem" (fuelstratifiedinjection)
10/29/2016 at 03:33, STARS: 0
But that’s a cool way to die, right?
...
Probably not.
"jimz" (jimz)
10/29/2016 at 03:35, STARS: 0
You clearly either don’t know what you’re getting
Yes, I’m stupid for not seeing the greatness in a fast food burger.
I think their freshness breaks something in the minds of most people. They just can’t comprehend a burger that isn’t pure mass produced garbage.
I have a charcoal grill, the ability to form a ground beef patty with my hands, and the ability to cook for myself. I know how to make a decent burger. sorry I insulted your favorite fast food joint.
"Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious" (shour)
10/29/2016 at 03:47, STARS: 1
Look, I can appreciate the quality of an In’N’Out burger as anyone else (I’ll always stop for one when I’m in AZ or CA), but their fanboys are like the Glock faithful merged with anyone who insists on buying all their albums on vinyl. While each one of their preferences and tastes have objective merits and desirable traits, a finished product is still the sum of its respective parts, and that sum is experienced differently by the individual user.
That being said, the whole lot of you lunatics is objectively wrong.
1. Steak’n’Shake (all day, every day).
2a. Blake’s Lotaburger (New Mexico and El Paso only chain, like In’N’Out, but with green chile)
2b. Whataburger (but only because the Green Chile Double is on the menu; wider market than Blake’s)
3. In’N’Out (yes, it’s good...but not good to the point where evangelism is necessary)
4. Jack in the Box (Ultimate Double Cheeseburger? Yes please, with a side of tacos.)
5. Five Guys (it’s good...but because of how they wrap it, it’s always kind of soggy)
6. Sonic (occasional availability of green chile is nice, but I doubt Sonic does this nationwide)
7. McDonald’s (“I’m not a calculus teacher, but I’m pretty sure everyone’s lying!”)
8. Just about everything else (*shrug*)
9. Being hit by a car repeatedly while being serenaded by Kenny G
10. Bob’s Burgers in Brazil...objectively and undeniably the single worst hamburger I have ever experienced in 38 years of living.
"Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious" (shour)
10/29/2016 at 03:50, STARS: 0
Actually, it’s still reliant on the “meat” for the flavor. Someone let the cat out of the bag a couple of years ago: the secret to In’N’Out’s burgers is the same as ShakeShack. They both use 60/40 ground beef.
The secret to deliciousness? RENDERED BEEF FAT! What a discovery!
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
10/29/2016 at 03:56, STARS: 0
Touché.
For the sake of argument: I’d be surprised if the freshness of ingredients used in an average backyard burger comes anywhere close. There are good reasons people that obsess over food are fans...
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
10/29/2016 at 04:14, STARS: 0
The closest one is down in a particularly rough part of Renton far from a freeway. It isn’t worth the trip for me... Next closest is Kent, then Tacoma, then north of Everett. The closest ones convenient to a freeway are in Tacoma or beyond. I have no clue why none are nearby or readily accessible.
I wonder the same about some oddball chains that only appear south of Seattle...
"FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem" (fuelstratifiedinjection)
10/29/2016 at 04:19, STARS: 1
Burger King and McDonald’s are the only chains around here for burgers. Sure, some other small places make way better burgers but I don’t want to spend €8,- on a single burger without any sides.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
10/29/2016 at 04:23, STARS: 0
I hadn’t heard of them. Interesting. There was a place called “Chadders” that tried to do this a while back in SLC and they got sued into an oblivion.
There’s a place in Poulsbo called “Richie’s Burger Urge” that came about the closest I’ve encountered up here, although their fries are totally different.
"TheRevanchist" (therevanchist)
10/29/2016 at 04:25, STARS: 0
Which also means you get way less actual meat on the bun than a full 2 oz with that much fat going to the grease trap.
"Dean Beyer" (deanbeyer)
10/29/2016 at 06:17, STARS: 0
Eat a bag of dicks.
No, seriously. I live in Seattle but I’m from California, and I do love In & Out but I don’t pine for it because I have a Dick’s within walking distance.
"Sovande" (sovande)
10/29/2016 at 07:41, STARS: 0
The microwave their burgers. Those grill lines ain’t the truth.
"Owl is lost" (owlislost)
10/29/2016 at 07:47, STARS: 0
Somewhere I have a photo my friend took of some Five Guys employees in uniform eating their lunch at the In N Out across the street.
"PunjabiSexMachine" (PunjabiSexMachine)
10/29/2016 at 07:51, STARS: 0
This list is wrong. In N Out is shit tier, Five Guys is top tier.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
10/29/2016 at 08:22, STARS: 0
1. Checkers
2. Ur mom
Hardee’s and Diarhheah Queen come last.
"gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
10/29/2016 at 08:55, STARS: 1
I always liked the doner kebab option when in Europe. It’s no replacement for the burger & fries but I think it’s great in its own right.
"FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem" (fuelstratifiedinjection)
10/29/2016 at 09:01, STARS: 2
Just had one on Thursday. I think I couldn’t live without it to be honest haha.
"gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
10/29/2016 at 09:02, STARS: 0
The US has a lot of fast food options; I think the only one that Canadians have over Americans is Harvey’s, which is think is good for a quick burger.
Still, it usually comes down to a choice of Harvey’s, Wendy’s, Mcdonalds, or Burger King. A&W is decent around here if you can find one. Five Guys is the “premium” option that’s become reasonably popular around here - I just can’t fathom spending nearly $20 CAD for a burger and fries. I’ve only eaten there once but it was decent.
"Scimitar7" (Scimitar7)
10/29/2016 at 09:05, STARS: 0
No Cook-Out? They’ve got most all of this list beat except maybe In-N-Out (I can’t speak for them as I’ve never tried them)
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
10/29/2016 at 09:47, STARS: 1
You can order your fries “extra crispy”. They cook them twice so they aren’t so rubbery when they cool down. I’d also go with cheese fires if you want some extra cheese and fries, woha I need some coffee.
"they-will-know-my-velocity" (velocitah)
10/29/2016 at 09:48, STARS: 0
#1
Then In N Out
"John Norris (AngryDrifter)" (angrydrifter)
10/29/2016 at 10:00, STARS: 0
Well I have a different ranking. Not sure what it is though.
I agree with In N Out as #1.
I’d rather have five guys than any of the others. But I enjoy them all.
I just ate but I’m kind of hungry now.
"ThePenguin" (ThatOtherGuy7)
10/29/2016 at 10:16, STARS: 0
No P Terry’s?
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
10/29/2016 at 10:34, STARS: 1
Burger King has no business being anywhere near a list of ‘Best’ burgers.
Also, I rank Hardee’s above Carl’s Jr., because Carl’s Jr. refuses to put Hardee’s awesome Mushroom ‘n’ Swiss Thickburger on their menu for no damn reason whatsoever.
"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
10/29/2016 at 11:00, STARS: 0
Tried some when I got Phil in Cali...I don’t get the hype. Tastes like Hardee’s, but with fresher meat.
My favourite burger is a Chicago chain. Portillo’s ftw!!!
"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
10/29/2016 at 11:03, STARS: 0
I live 2,000 miles from the In n Out I was at... definitely eating in lol
"Tristan" (casselts)
10/29/2016 at 11:13, STARS: 0
I’m usually pretty disappointed when something is hyped that much. I still want to try it, though!
"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
10/29/2016 at 11:15, STARS: 1
It’s certainly worth the price and it does taste good!!! But doesn’t live up to the west coast hype.
Maybe I have to have it animal style next time I’m in LA... Maybe it’s because I’m from the Midwest, where our burgers are beastly because we love our beef and cheese lol.
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
10/29/2016 at 11:25, STARS: 0
BK lounge over The Junior? r u srs?
"Tristan" (casselts)
10/29/2016 at 14:32, STARS: 0
Also from the Midwest. Can relate!
"Autofixation" (Autofixation)
10/29/2016 at 18:01, STARS: 0
Wrong, Five Guys is superior. Burger King is sick, White Castle is downright.... I just don’t know, I don’t know why people buy white castle. Dairy Queen...people still buy things from them? I’ve never had In N Out, or Jack In the Box, or Carl’s Jr.
Oh, and vinegar and ranch are superior condiments for fries than mustard or ketchup.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/29/2016 at 21:36, STARS: 0
Wrong wrong wrong wrong and wrong.
"Dru" (therealkennyd)
10/29/2016 at 22:53, STARS: 0
Good onya for mentioning Steak ‘n Shake. That place is one of my favorites.
"Dru" (therealkennyd)
10/29/2016 at 22:56, STARS: 0
I highly recommend Cook Out if you’re ever in the southeast. I’ve never had In n out but friends who’ve had both suggest you won’t be disappointed with either.
"PS9" (PS9)
10/30/2016 at 12:26, STARS: 0
Everything’s trying to kill you anyway, so why not go out with a smile on you face and a artery full of fat?
"PS9" (PS9)
10/30/2016 at 12:27, STARS: 3
I’d like to see the kinds of Burger kings you visit, because the ones around here serve unmitigated mediocre garbage.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
10/30/2016 at 12:28, STARS: 0
Good Burger Kings, to be honest.
"Gamecat235" (Gamecat235)
10/30/2016 at 14:07, STARS: 0
If fast food burgers bring a smile to your face... more power to you.
(Not even remotely trying to be snobby, I just don’t like them. Haven’t for ages . Now a good homemade burger? or, possibly better yet, a burger like experience (pasty, torta, etc) that re-creates the whole American burger, but in a new way? I can appreciate those. But I just can’t do fast food burgers anymore.)
"wbizarre - OEM fetishist" (wbizarre)
10/30/2016 at 16:26, STARS: 0
"Tripper" (tripe46)
12/28/2016 at 08:53, STARS: 0
Why no 5 guys? I’m on the east coast so a good fast food burger is tough to come by. I agree that In n Out is the best, but I’m probably a day from the closest one. Near me Buddy Burger is my personal favorite, but 5 guys is right after (sloppy as it may be). A lot of my co workers tout Shake Shack, but I think it’s trash. I also would not touch food from DQ in around here, although I can’t quite say why.
It’s my firm opinion that fast food in general is much better and much more consistent out west.
"Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
12/28/2016 at 08:59, STARS: 0
Very right on the Double Double from In-n-Out! But Five Guys definitely plays a solid second (other than the price).
1) In-N-Out
2) Five Guys
3) Applebees (that shit is fast food still)
4) Sonic (Gotta be the Toaster though)
5) Burger King/ Wendy’s (tie)
6) Burnt hockey pucks at family barbeques, drowned in ketchup
7) Every other garbage fast food burger
"Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
02/05/2017 at 00:43, STARS: 2
No Big Kahuna Burger?
And for all those hating on Burger King, most of the time (98% at least) it’s crap but if you can get a fresh made burger and fries, it’s easily one of best.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/05/2017 at 00:45, STARS: 0
That sounds communist.
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
02/05/2017 at 00:45, STARS: 0
Hardee’s > Carl’s Jr.
Why? Because Hardee’s has this:
And Carl’s Jr. won’t put it on their menu.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
02/05/2017 at 00:47, STARS: 1
The (Slightly Revised) Oppositelock Handbook forbids me for calling you out, so I won’t. But you are wrong at every level.
The only remarkable thing about In-n-Out is the cute way the kids cut the potatoes before they fry them. The fries are otherwise lame, the burgers, in spite of the cute paper wrapper they get, are unremarkable, and there’s nothing remarkable about the shakes, either.
Go to Five Guys and eat fries and skip the burger.
I will pretend that I did not read this post of yours.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/05/2017 at 00:55, STARS: 0
If In N Out is childish, then you are a poopyhead.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
02/05/2017 at 01:00, STARS: 1
How can this list be taken seriously without Whataburger at #1? Much less at all!