by "McMike" (mcmike)
Published 06/26/2017 at 14:00
by "McMike" (mcmike)
Published 06/26/2017 at 14:00
Tags: fiveminutephotoshop
; AboveTheLOL
STARS: 206
Welcome to Above The LOL, a collection of images where Steven Seagal’s firearms have been replaced with less than lethal items.
It was a 63 week series that I hope you enjoyed looking at half as much as I enjoyed creating. I have run out of ideas as well as source images. I am done.
Thanks for watching.
Note: Instead of creating a new post every for all this nonsense, I’m just going to add them to this post and recycle it.
https://imgur.com/a/Hje21?
"Brian, The Life of" (familycar)
04/04/2016 at 16:38, STARS: 1
That works on more than one level.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
04/04/2016 at 16:39, STARS: 1
Seagal got the axe again?
"duurtlang" (duurtlang)
04/04/2016 at 16:45, STARS: 1
The amazing thing about Steven Seagal movies is that the younger he is in the movie, the less hair he’s got. He discovered the Axe effect somewhere in the 90s I guess.
"DrJohannVegas" (drjohannvegas)
04/04/2016 at 16:47, STARS: 6
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Out for Mentos
"jmedarts" (jmedarts)
04/04/2016 at 17:08, STARS: 5
Ironically, that is precisely the facial expression I make when I smell Axe
"McMike" (mcmike)
04/04/2016 at 17:21, STARS: 11
Ironically, that is precisely the facial expression I make when I smell Axe
This is my reaction.
"Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
04/04/2016 at 17:56, STARS: 1
Having guns replaced with thumbs up is pretty comical to.
"Tareim - V8 powered" (tareimgaml)
04/11/2016 at 16:52, STARS: 4
you missed the opportunity for your opening image for Steven Seagal to be holding a Seagull
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/11/2016 at 16:54, STARS: 1
in the second on, I like he’s demonstrating the power respect for AXE, by holding it far away from their face, even with the cap on.
"Jcarr" (jcarr)
04/11/2016 at 16:58, STARS: 2
Next?
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
04/11/2016 at 16:59, STARS: 0
You don’t like the smell of middle school locker rooms?
"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
04/11/2016 at 17:00, STARS: 1
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"Cash Rewards" (cashrewards)
04/11/2016 at 17:01, STARS: 2
Source material
"McMike" (mcmike)
04/11/2016 at 17:02, STARS: 2
That second one from
Under Siege
is abovethelol09.jpg
And it’s adorable.
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
04/11/2016 at 17:04, STARS: 0
You’re a photoshop master.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
04/11/2016 at 17:04, STARS: 1
If only Seagal had starred in
Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot.
If only.
"JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t" (jawzx2)
04/11/2016 at 17:05, STARS: 1
You’ve made a mistake, ducks are far from harmless. (this is also applicable to AXE)
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"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
04/11/2016 at 17:07, STARS: 0
Maybe you could layer in some acting ability...
"Hot Takes Salesman" (normiesgetoffmyboardreeeeeeee)
04/11/2016 at 17:07, STARS: 1
Steven Seagull
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
04/11/2016 at 17:08, STARS: 5
Between this, Batshit Babes, Screenshot Roulette... How bored are you?
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
04/11/2016 at 17:19, STARS: 0
All I know is that he certainly has gotten fat.
"MarquetteLa" (marquettela)
04/11/2016 at 17:22, STARS: 2
I love this. Please continue.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/11/2016 at 17:37, STARS: 6
As a middle school teacher, I can tell you that Axe is not harmless. It is the stuff of evil. I’d rather somebody pull a knife on my than a can of Axe.
"duurtlang" (duurtlang)
04/11/2016 at 17:47, STARS: 1
You’d never know. He uses a body double for scenes that require walking.
"jmedarts" (jmedarts)
04/11/2016 at 21:18, STARS: 0
Nor that of my middle school son!
"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
04/18/2016 at 16:02, STARS: 1
I highly recommend using seaguls for replacements.
Love the duck one.
Keep these going you know we’ll find you images if needed.
"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
04/18/2016 at 16:10, STARS: 3
That sub one is purrrrrrfect. Bravo! :D
"McMike" (mcmike)
04/18/2016 at 16:13, STARS: 7
Looks like someone got two tickets to the bun show.
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
04/18/2016 at 16:25, STARS: 4
just replace the blonde’s head with Bieber, and perhaps move Seagal’s finger onto the trigger?
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
04/18/2016 at 16:25, STARS: 2
My 7th grade son used that stuff for a while. The whole house reeked of it. However, I’m not sure which is worse: 7th grade boy after soccer practice on the second day after his shower, or Axe.
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
04/18/2016 at 16:26, STARS: 1
walkie talkies obviously
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/18/2016 at 16:28, STARS: 2
IMO, the Axe is worse.
"Zip-McBump" (zip-mcbump)
04/20/2016 at 22:49, STARS: 4
I thought he said less lethal. Axe can easily put a man down at 30 yards.
"BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest." (bmanultima)
04/25/2016 at 16:07, STARS: 6
I think McMike is a prototype Photoshop Bot made by Adobe. Let loose in the wilds of the internet, ‘shopping whatever photo is brought to it’s attention.
"450X_FTW" (mistermic)
04/25/2016 at 16:41, STARS: 2
You really think SS is not lethal with a bouquet of flowers? If those have thorns he’s extra deadly
"Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib)
04/25/2016 at 16:46, STARS: 1
Nobody on set to show him the proper way to wear a beret? #costumefail
"Reigntastic" (reigntastic)
04/25/2016 at 18:09, STARS: 8
This, please.
"McMike" (mcmike)
04/25/2016 at 18:14, STARS: 2
I think I have one from that film.
"jimz" (jimz)
05/02/2016 at 17:04, STARS: 0
what the hell was that from??
"Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
05/02/2016 at 17:05, STARS: 0
Not the most attractive man.
"Hey Julie" (hey-julie)
05/02/2016 at 17:11, STARS: 1
Holy shit what movie is this from and how did anyone let them make it
"duurtlang" (duurtlang)
05/02/2016 at 17:22, STARS: 1
Uwe Boll? Uwe Boll . That movie doesn’t include Seagal by the way.
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The director, Uwe Boll, has a cameo as the guy who got shot in the nuts.
"duurtlang" (duurtlang)
05/02/2016 at 17:26, STARS: 0
See my reply to Hey Julie.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
05/02/2016 at 17:36, STARS: 0
These always make me happy!
"McMike" (mcmike)
05/02/2016 at 18:10, STARS: 6
Off schedule extra
"aquila121" (aquila121)
05/02/2016 at 19:45, STARS: 2
The lead image broke me. The Axe body spray had my girlfriend laughing, because I had to share.
"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
05/02/2016 at 19:55, STARS: 0
hows about a mop, or a broom ?
"Reigntastic" (reigntastic)
05/03/2016 at 07:50, STARS: 0
I think it’s the movie manhunt and a seagal movie spliced together.
"Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud" (nimbus-the-legend)
05/03/2016 at 15:25, STARS: 0
THE DUCK THOUGH!!!! ROFLMAO@!!!
"Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
05/04/2016 at 13:51, STARS: 5
You didn't change anything in LOL03, did you?
"McMike" (mcmike)
05/04/2016 at 14:08, STARS: 2
You didn’t change anything in LOL03, did you?
"Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
05/04/2016 at 14:28, STARS: 2
Damn. And here I thought it was really a pic of him looking lovingly at a hoagie.
"McMike" (mcmike)
05/04/2016 at 14:39, STARS: 11
Well, he did have two tickets to the
bun show.
"Jcarr" (jcarr)
05/09/2016 at 17:34, STARS: 0
The wait is killing me.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/16/2016 at 17:27, STARS: 1
That Axe is just as deadly as any conventional weapon.
"Mr. Malaise" (mrmalaise)
05/16/2016 at 17:37, STARS: 3
This is the greatest thing I’ve seen on the internet all week. Ya done good.
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
05/19/2016 at 17:39, STARS: 1
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/photoshopped-m…
"Jcarr" (jcarr)
05/23/2016 at 16:41, STARS: 0
One. More. Week.
"McMike" (mcmike)
05/23/2016 at 16:53, STARS: 0
That one has been moved to #22
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
05/23/2016 at 17:40, STARS: 1
dammit...
...now I’m hungry!
"Jcarr" (jcarr)
05/23/2016 at 18:13, STARS: 1
You bastard!
"horizonsofkhaos" (horizonsofkhaos)
05/23/2016 at 21:29, STARS: 1
I don’t know if this has been previously shared, but I feel like it should be given the Seagal content here.
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"Sneaky Pete" (trappster)
05/31/2016 at 17:10, STARS: 0
Dat duck doe!
"NotUnlessRoundIsFunny" (notunlessroundisfunny)
05/31/2016 at 17:32, STARS: 0
LOL02 made me, well, LOL.
"StoneCold" (StoneCold)
05/31/2016 at 19:03, STARS: 0
Noooooooo!
"EL_ULY" (uly)
06/06/2016 at 17:57, STARS: 0
All of the LOLs!!!!!!!!!!!
"Birddog" (maintmgt)
06/14/2016 at 19:08, STARS: 2
#11 got me rolling. Viagara really should consider that campaign.
"Party-vi" (party-vi)
06/15/2016 at 12:28, STARS: 0
The sub sandwich is my favs.
"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
06/20/2016 at 18:31, STARS: 1
known to the state of california to cause cancer, birth defects, and other reproductive harm........
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
06/20/2016 at 18:33, STARS: 2
Oh, well luckily it’s just California.
"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
06/20/2016 at 18:36, STARS: 1
your mileage may vary.........
"JRapp: now as good as new again" (jrapp)
06/27/2016 at 16:13, STARS: 0
Speaking of Steve and his Seagulls...
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May see these guys live here in a week and a bit.
"TooLazyToNotBurner" (iatemyyoung)
06/27/2016 at 16:19, STARS: 2
That tape finger discipline.
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
06/27/2016 at 16:29, STARS: 0
Brilliant as always.
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
06/27/2016 at 16:31, STARS: 1
DAT salami discipline...
"Chasaboo" (chasaboo)
06/27/2016 at 19:55, STARS: 1
Awesome stuff. A friend of mine actually pitched a script to that maniac. It’s a great story of just how unhinged that guy really is.
"McMike" (mcmike)
06/27/2016 at 20:48, STARS: 1
Loved his first two or three films. Under Seige was the begining of the end.
I have no idea what he’s doing now outside of that cop shop and straight to VHS movies.
"cooterbaldwin" (cooterbaldwin)
06/30/2016 at 09:47, STARS: 0
Completely agree. The back end broke loose with Under Siege. By Glimmer Man he had floored the throttle and turned into the skid.
"Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
07/05/2016 at 13:33, STARS: 0
You know, this just doesn't get old.
"tulsaturbique" (iav8)
07/05/2016 at 14:02, STARS: 3
This is brilliant. No, really, the puppy and the duck, then the cupcakes?
Please don’t stop.
"Spridget" (dustbustervans)
07/05/2016 at 19:54, STARS: 0
You need one with a cross.
"Racingindrag" (Racingindrag)
07/09/2016 at 01:28, STARS: 1
He teaches Anderson Silva special kicks. Everybody knows that...
"McMike" (mcmike)
07/09/2016 at 06:28, STARS: 1
I just made #24 with this suggestion. Thanks.
"Party-vi" (party-vi)
07/18/2016 at 16:53, STARS: 0
I feel like #18 isn’t even shopped.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
07/18/2016 at 17:01, STARS: 0
I like #17 best. That took some effort.
"McMike" (mcmike)
07/18/2016 at 21:23, STARS: 23
RE: AboveTheLOL19
"You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
07/18/2016 at 22:42, STARS: 3
DUDE!!!!!
"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
07/25/2016 at 17:47, STARS: 0
Pretty sure he’s hanging out with Arpaio in Arizona arresting people for being brown.
Not sure how much you know about him, but he’s pretty reviled in the martial arts community for being a piece of shit. He abandoned his wife and children in Japan when he came back to the US to make movies. His ex wife in Japan, Miyako Fujitani, is a master Aikido instructor. He betrayed the Aikido community in Japan after they let him in as an outsider.
When I was young my mom was dating a Judo instructor at a local gym. The owners of the gym were two brothers who fought in the early days of the UFC (before weight classes and Dana White). One weekend Segal showed up to a tournament trying to act like a hardass. One of the brothers challenged him to a fight, and he accepted. The brother knocked him out pretty quickly with a very hard throw, and Segal pissed himself while he was out. It was amazing.
Keep up the good work!
"McMike" (mcmike)
08/15/2016 at 18:24, STARS: 0
#22 just went up.
"Jcarr" (jcarr)
08/15/2016 at 18:46, STARS: 1
Finally
"Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
08/15/2016 at 20:36, STARS: 2
Replace the guns with mini John Claude Van Dams
"Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
08/23/2016 at 14:07, STARS: 2
When you're done with Seagal, there's always Chuck Norris.
"Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
08/29/2016 at 14:25, STARS: 0
What no mini JCVDs?
"McMike" (mcmike)
08/29/2016 at 14:31, STARS: 2
What no mini JCVDs?
It’s against the rules.
“I replace Steven Seagal’s firearms with less than lethal items ”
"Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
08/29/2016 at 18:39, STARS: 0
Haha overlooked that rule.
"McMike" (mcmike)
08/29/2016 at 19:16, STARS: 2
The last thing I want to do is make Steven MORE lethal..
"Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
08/29/2016 at 19:35, STARS: 1
Yeah he’s already a WMD.
"Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib)
08/31/2016 at 16:45, STARS: 0
Jeezus I wish somebody would show that meathead the proper way to wear a beret.
"PS9" (PS9)
09/05/2016 at 14:29, STARS: 1
Hope your happy for sending half of oppo to hell for laughing at that, you ass.
"PS9" (PS9)
09/05/2016 at 14:30, STARS: 1
On the other hand, I’m sure teenage pregnanacy rates at the school you teach at are at record lows due to Axe. It’s a trade off, man.
