MotOPPO GP 2016: The Honda Terminator Grand Prix feat. Jordan Sargent

Kinja'd!!! by "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
Published 04/05/2017 at 08:45

Tags: MotOPPO GP 2017 ; MotOPPOGP ; MotoGP ; MotoGP 2017 ; MotoGP Argentina
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Oh this? This is MotOPPO GP, Kinja’s one and only Grand Prix motorcycling fantasy game. You play by predicting who’s gonna be on pole, who’s gonna be on the podium, and who’s gonna eat Grade-A roadway. And also you say “Screw Jordan Sargent”, even if you have no reason to.

Previously on actual MotOPPO GP...

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Maverick Viñales won the first race of the new, non-wing season, his first with Yamaha on the first try, but Johann Zarco could have shocked everyone and chopped us of points in the Process. Once again, sneaky Rossi is on the podium.

Coming up...

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We’re going to Argentina! It’s hot there, too, but because it’s not a desert, the rain would be more expected, but really, it’s sunny there so there’s no need to worry about plumbing being subpar. The team that needs to worry is Jorge Lorenzo’s, whose debut was not what it was cracked up to be. Rossi will gun for better consistency, Marquez will want to win again, and Viñales? Well, let’s just say he wants to put this away now.

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The rules can be found below, but for simplicity, consult the quote box after the link.

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Q: Lorenzo

1: Marquez
2: Lorenzo
3: Dovizioso

Wipeout: Bradl and/or Crutchl ow

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Q: Ducati-99

1: Honda-93
2: Pramac-9
3: Suzuki-41

Wipeout: LCR-35 and/or Avintia-8

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Aprilia Racing Team Gresini :
Sam Lowes (Aprilia-22)
Aleix Espargaro (Aprilia-41)

Aspar Pull&Bear Team:
Karel Abraham (Aspar-17)
Alvaro Bautista (Aspar-19)

Avintia Reale Racing:
Hector Barbera (Avintia-8)
Loris Baz (Avintia-76)

Ducati Team:
Jorge Lorenzo (Ducati-99)
Andrea Dovizioso (Ducati-4)

Estrella Galicia 0,0 MarcVDS Racing :
Tito Rabat (MarcVDS-53)
Jack Miller (MarcVDS-43)

LCR Honda :
Cal Cruthlow (let’s just call him Cal, OK?)

Monster Yamaha Tech3 :
Johann Zarco (Tech3-5)
Jonas Folger (Tech3-94)

Movistar Yamaha MotoGP :
Valentino Rossi (Yamaha-46)
Maverick Viñales (Yamaha-29)

OCTO Pramac Yakhnich :
Danilo Petrucci (Pramac-9)
Scott Redding (Pramac-45)

Red Bull KTM Factory Racing:
Bradley Smith (KTM-38)
Pol Espargaro (KTM-44)

Repsol Honda Team:
Dani Pedrosa (Honda-26)
Marc Marquez (Honda-93)

Suzuki Ecstar:
Andrea Iannone (Suzuki-29)
Alex Rins (Suzuki-41)

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My picks:

Q: Viñales

1. Viñales
2. Marquez
3. Rossi

Wipeout: Iannone and/or Aleix

You have until just before the first qualifying session to make picks, or else every Argentinian ever will stone your car even if your number plate is inoffensive.

The MotoGP race at Rio Hondo will begin Sunday, 9April.

Don’t cry for me, MotOPPO GP!


Replies (8)

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
04/05/2017 at 09:02, STARS: 1

I was wondering when this will show up

Q: Vinales
1Vin
2 Marq
3: dovi

crash: crutchlow / hernandez


side note, can we just talk about Zarco for a minute? holy shit did that Kid come flying in out of no where.

I think he is going to be top 5 this time, just because he wont want to push hard after Qatar, but race 3...he is going to be someone to keep an eye on

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
04/05/2017 at 09:11, STARS: 0

When are the standings going to be posted?

I’m going to watch some FP before I make my picks this time.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
04/05/2017 at 09:15, STARS: 0

admittingly, I have forgotten to do the standings from the last race (dam university taking up my time)

I’ll get it done within the hour

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
04/05/2017 at 09:31, STARS: 0

No need to rush, I was just curious.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
04/05/2017 at 09:32, STARS: 0

well, you are leading atm. and came SO close to getting the double points for the crash... you got both of them, but in the wrong order.

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
04/05/2017 at 09:45, STARS: 0

Fuck ya.

Kinja'd!!! "DucST3-Red-1Liter-Standing-By" (ducst3-red-1liter-standing-by)
04/05/2017 at 13:06, STARS: 0

Woot Woot! I was going to wait to put my picks in, but I’ll probably forget, so.....

Q: Vinales

1. Marq

2. Vinales

3. Dovi

Crash: Crutchlow/Innone 

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
04/07/2017 at 14:07, STARS: 0

Q: Marquez

1:Marquez

2:Vinales

3:Dovi

Crash: Lorenzo and or Smith